I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane. Howie Mandel
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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More Quotes By Howie Mandel
After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family who I hear are wonderful people.
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.
I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I...
Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.